Category: Satire
Why You Shouldn’t Vote by Taylor Jones
by Taylor Jones, staff writer Didn’t we just do this? I feel like I was waiting for summer to...
Read MoreMother Nature Plans to Cancel Humanity Over Coronavirus Fear
By Devon Martinez, Staff WriterAt a recent press conference, Mother Nature revealed her plans to...
Read MoreGorton’s Fisherman Sets Sail for the White House
By Buster Bogtrotter — Political Correspondent Fish stick fans are reeling this week after...
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Biden Killing it at Abandoned Radio Shack
By Taylor Gorman, sometimes Staff Writer Presidential hopeful Joseph R. Biden is finally...
Read MoreParley Staff Questions Own Existence
By Ocean Polly Randall, sometimes staff writer When individuals question the purpose & value...
Read MoreStudent Blames Disinterest in Oscars on Upcoming Leo Full Moon
by Ocean Polly Randall, sometimes staff writer Hollywood’s biggest night of the year — the...
Read MoreTrump’s Post-Acquittal Clambake
by Buster Bogtrotter, PPCC White House correspondent Less than 24 hours after being acquitted of...
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